Today …. was weigh in #8 … are you wondering why I am so late in posting? You worried for me that I might have bad news? Sorry to have left you in the dark so long, but I had a walking date with Debora … we had a GREAT walk, and a great chat. The time and distance goes so fast when we are chatting away. I have to tell you it is GREAT FUN. She kinda kicks my rear while we are walking, I like that! 🙂 According to Debora’s pace-setter thingy we did 7,800 steps … ok Debora did I get that right or was it 7,500? Either way, we did us some walkin’. Then, I called to check on my buddy Martha, who is recovering from back surgery, to see how she was … she needed to go to the store. So, being the fun person that I am … I suggested we go together.
Martha is a ball of jovial energy, even with a back surgery. She is a RIOT; if you want to laugh about absolutely nothing … she is YOUR GIRL. We found her a cute new outfit at a very posh store — FUN FUN. Then, something dawned on me as we were lovingly caressing the bewitching summer finery …. I could probably wear clothes from this store. What a delicious moment of joy … regular clothing … I could pay for clothing that I LIKE … actually feel attractive in … Rapture.
I don’t know if you have ever shopped in WW (women’s world) stores … but it is like someone dropped acid or something, and had this bizarre idea that Large Women want to look like wallpaper … I mean … really … large ugly flowers?!?! Who wants to look like a moving wall already … NOT ME! I’m just sayin’ is all. Someone FAT ought to design the clothes, then maybe they wouldn’t have large white spots right on the place where most of us have pregnant bellies we would like to hide …. Any .. WAY … on with the show …..
Well …. again, sorry I made you wait to find out … that the scales said that I weigh 218.5 — I lost 4.5 pounds. This makes a whopping total of 36.5 pounds to date. YEAH BABY! BMI is now 35.8 … I am not sure but …. I am getting close to just being “Obese” instead of morbidly obese … it is possible … I don’t know … I will ask … BUT I might be getting close to just being “Over Weight.” WOW! What a concept.
You should have been a fly on the wall at the clinic when they told me what I weighed … I thought I understood Mikey to weigh 218 and I thought this was the first time we weighed the same in years … too many to remember. I did a little dance … you know a happy dance … and almost Cried. Mikey busted my bubble, cuz … I was WRONG … Mikey weighs 217. BOO HISS! So, my being smaller than him will take a little longer. OH … WELL!
Pre weigh 255 41.8
1st weigh 249 I don’t know
2nd weigh 244 40.0
3rd weigh 239 39.2
4th weigh 234.5 38.4
5th weigh 231.5 37.9
6th weigh 227 37.2
7th weigh 223 36.5
8th weigh 218.5 35.8
I forgave Mikey for busting my bubble, because he said he would eat extra and lift weights and see if he could weigh more than me. We hopped in the car and went for a drive … nope … we didn’t look for a cool place to eat … cuz I can’t chew real food. 🙂 We did find a cool Winery, and we stopped to check it out and take a few pics … it was a good day … even if Mikey busted my bubble and Wally World smelled like food and and I wanted to eat the cheese while it remained in the box …
life’s Good … Be Blessed …S