It’s 2 o’clock in the morning, and NO, I haven’t been to sleep.
Tomorrow is going to be painful. I am not sure why I can’t sleep tonight. This hasn’t been a problem in a while. Not sure just what brought plague of insomnia on me this fair evening. I really can’t afford the lack of sleep.
Maybe it is Mike’s slightly gross snoring. That is a real possibility, but probably not the only cause … oh … haha … I won’t bore you with the nauseating description of his snores that started my evening off and made me punch Mike until he woke up and took some meds to calm this … uh … pause because I can’t type the problem or I will puke. On to the next reason: It could have been he and Collin both got me slightly agitated just as I as winding down for the second time to a gentle snooze. I got over that and started watching a really DUMB/BAD movie that was guaranteed to make a rock pass out … and well … I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING! ARRHHHHGG (I know I sound like a pirate–but I haven’t had sleep and I was tired at 3 in the afternoon–cut me some slack).
I know this can’t be good for my fluffy tummy–not to sleep. Well, the lack of sleep could be due to, uhhhh — the stuffing of more of the TRAIL MIX into my face. AHHH could it be guilt that keeps me awake. NOPE. hahaha! Had you going there for a moment didn’t I??? You just knew I was gonna whine again. NOT! I really do feel mentally better about myself, even thought I found another whole bag chocked full of 3 ounce bags of the fruit nut mix when I finished unpacking a forgotten carry-on bag. Does anyone know if dried fruit freezes well? There is NO way I can make it through all this. If I keep eating this — my gut is going to explode and I will weight 50 pounds more. I don’t know, but do gastric gases weigh much? I know it makes the tummy look really awful.
I wish that gastric gas was all that I have added, that would be easy to “loose”. hahaha. I know I am being cheeky … but give me a break it is 2 AM and I have had NO sleep … I get strange with lack of sleep and hard liquor. Mikey doesn’t allow me out on those occasions … there is just no accounting what will come out of my mouth in that condition. If you can imagine it … I say everything that is on my mind!! Hahaha! I know you are wondering what could possibly be left that I haven’t said, but promise there is STUFF. hahaha and wink, wink. Gosh, I have got to go to sleep before I ruin my image of myself.
So, how about if I share some photo’s that show ya why I am NOT gonna quit and Tomorrow is gonna be a GREAT DIET DAY! I am gonna kick but and take some more FAT NAMES off my list. Just sayin’ … cuz I am a BUTT KICKIN’ woman. That’s right. I bet you all think I am loaded, NOPE, just SLEEPY. Don’t drink when your on the diet, and I am never one for getting loopy with spirits. Don’t cha think that I am loopy enough without it? Don’t answer that if you are gonna be a smarty pants!
Ok … here are the photo’s from my last visit to Denver and my buddy Shannon.
Maybe you can see why I am gonna push. There are no full body photos from last September, because I couldn’t handle it I am pretty excited about the future! ….. S
OH ….. Help me LORD! He is snoring again! I am loosing my mind. I am feeling some sofa time in his future.