No, it’s not shoes!
Hahah … although … I bet my hooker heels would make my legs look HOT if I were willing to wear a swim suit with them … WHICH I, AM that bold. I know you all think that I am super bold, but I about had a heart attack when I wore them for my 30th High School reunion with my knee length skirt. Mikey kept telling me I looked great … so I pretended that I was confident. I think I am convincing because everyone always believes I am … I digress.
I blame it on the “Booty Pumps”. My brain isn’t working because of the Booty Pumps. It is all Donna’s fault, never mind that I pay her to punish me. She is mean. She is evil. I told her when she was doing this to me that her name would become a swear word every time I spoke her name for the next few days. She laughed, this is why I say she is evil, and said I love it when you say that. We aren’t going to analyze why I pay for this treatment right now. We will leave that for another day. Back to the Booty Pumps.
What are Booty Pumps? I worked out with Donna today, that should tell you everything you need to know. Still, I am so glad you asked, let me try to explain. As you know, we have been trying different machines to do my squats. Because of a thrice broken tail bone I have ISSUES, and, well I can’t lift any heavier weights on the machine I use now. Way too much pain. Then improper form, which will lead to injuries in other areas. This means I am stuck, unless we can find a new way for gimp girl to do her squats. We tried to use the “traditional” squats (she called them by name–I can’t remember the name.), BUT I have three spinal injuries, weak knee, and problems with my shoulders, so those were out even with modifications I couldn’t do it. We found a way, that doesn’t jack with my shoulders, where I can protect my knees, AND I am able to lift without pain to my tailbone! YEAH!
Well, … sort of. We played with it. I am now limping around. Parts of my butt hurt that I did not know could hurt. She also snuck in some stuff with my arms and I feel like a blinkin’ noodle. So …. For those of you who wonder if I rest. Today, I couldn’t escape it. Tons of stuff to do and girlfriend HAD to rest! 😀
Oh, and Booty Pumps are those things that work your rear end, in case you didn’t catch that. I think I am a little drunk from the workout.
check Y’all Later! S
You’re an exercise fiend! I’ll settle for a tenth of your motivation at the gym! Even with injuries you do 500%. Awesome.
It makes me happy girl … dat is vhy I do it! 😀
Awesome shoes!!
Love the shoes. Heck, I love all shoes. 😀
Those heals go with my coat Shonnie! : )
Gimme the coat then! hehehe! 😉
YOU FORGOT TO SAY “THANK YOU” !!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I forgot NOTHING! hahaha!