Mikey Cheated on Me!!!!!!!

Yes, I am devastated!  The turd–that is one of the first bad names I called Mike–I tend to revert to it when he ticks me off.   He is ON my bad list.  We were doing the NO-drink-any-booze together.  Tonight, he CHEATED!  He had Wine on the DECK!  Without ME!  We are trying to get…

It’s Offical 

  What’s Offical?  I’m Copulated.  (An aside — every time I see the word Official spelled out I hear Ofoal in my head — why I don’t know) It’s official NO ONE KNOWS what the Hell is going on in my body. I have the CURSE of THE FAT WOMAN who cannot eat any fun food.…

The Angry Fat Woman Arises

   For like the 500 million-th time! Yes, the ANGRY FAT WOMAN is FAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!  I am over 200 pounds–not gonna tell you exactly how much, don’t ask that is rude 😜–from 160. I am pissed. I am angry. I am going for broke yet again. I kept it off for about 2 to 3…

Meltdown City

This is a post I wrote while I was in the throws of making the wedding deck and going to parties fat.  I am sure I am not alone in this type of struggle, haveing just found this unposted moment … I thought it was worthy of a share.    Today was a beautiful day.…

The Angry Fat Woman Speaks

   I NEVER dreamed I would be here again … obese. I knew I would fight tooth and nail NOT to go backwards. And I did fight. But I lost. I did not go into the dark night calmly or without struggle. Still … I LOST. I just KNEW I had this thing down. There…

I’m Sorry …

    I’m Sorry … I am sorry that my talking about my weight or the swelling in my legs bothers you. I really am sorry. I realized something today. I had a moment of clarity–an epiphany. Let me set the moment up for you … it started last night with a group of skinny women–On…

What NOT to say to an Angry Fat Woman

   How do you calm an angry fat woman?    Now, that is a really great question! I am so glad you asked. ***(insert snarky smiles after each statement) This post is about what not to tell any woman on how to feel about her body or anything else for that matter. I can really…

Me, Myself, and Life

I know I’ve been quiet. I know I have been slack. It’s hard to constantly talk about failure. I’m not a failure, even though I’ve had one Mostly I’m healthy. My Daughter is getting Married. Yes, I like the guy. Living in two places makes it harder than I expected, but is a great break…