Mikey Cheated on Me!!!!!!!

Yes, I am devastated!  The turd–that is one of the first bad names I called Mike–I tend to revert to it when he ticks me off.   He is ON my bad list.  We were doing the NO-drink-any-booze together.  Tonight, he CHEATED!  He had Wine on the DECK!  Without ME!  We are trying to get…

Wey-yet!!

Ok. So, I know this picture is off, but that was the sixth attempt-so I’m sayin D.O.N.E. You get the idea that, even though I have 4 nice ponchos, I did not bring them. So–girlfriend is soaked–meaning most of the “do” and fixin’s is gone (makeup=fixin’s). On this stop I begged/refused to get out in…