Mikey Cheated on Me!!!!!!!

Yes, I am devastated!  The turd–that is one of the first bad names I called Mike–I tend to revert to it when he ticks me off.   He is ON my bad list.  We were doing the NO-drink-any-booze together.  Tonight, he CHEATED!  He had Wine on the DECK!  Without ME!  We are trying to get…